Author: weltraumbesty

né kevin pyrtle. this website is mine. i write sometimes about whatever.
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Village of Doom 「丑三つの村」

This article was originally published at Eiga-Bouei, a short-lived Japanese cinema project of mine that has long-since bit the dust. It is republished here, with minimal alterations, to coincide with…

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Emergency! Emergency! Accident on module Antares!

In the opening act of Bruno Mattei’s oft-maligned 1980 zombie opus Hell of the Living Dead (né Night of the Zombies né Zombie Creeping Flesh né Virus) a cell of violent eco-terrorists…

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Cleans and shines, then dries in five minutes!

An unnamed housewife is expecting a few friends over for bridge, but her floors are scuffed and time is short! Such is the dilemma presented by ‘Nick of Time, a…

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Film Scanning, Fool’s errands and Flying Turtles

Sometime over the holidays I acquired a 35mm film print. Sometime over the holidays I decided to scan it. I did not decide to have it scanned, mind. No. That…

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A Storm Zone 「暴風圏」

After the unexpected death of her father in an automobile accident, care-free Misako (Junko KANŌ) is appointed the unlikely president of the family’s prominent shipping company. Despite her inexperience Misako…

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Forgotten artifacts of the Space-Age: ‘The X From Outer Space’ in the Philippines

Presented today are a set of curiosities; five lobby cards dating from the theatrical release of Shochiku’s perennial kaiju cash-in The X From Outer Space. Details are scarce, unfortunately. X…

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Short Story: So long as I be fed

Author note: The short story that follows is a horror of roughly 2400 words, finished in March of this year. It has sat in storage since then in proper submission…

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Gamera vs. Barugon – Motion Picture Herald back cover ad (April 27, 1966)

This full-page ad, which appears as the back cover for the industry publication Motion Picture Herald’s April 27th 1966 issue, dates from just a few days after Gamera vs. Barugon‘s…

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Godzilla Minus One 「ゴジラ -1.0」

For the thirtieth time in nearly seven decades* Toho’s greatest contract player has risen from the murky depths of the western Pacific to haunt not only the domestic Japanese market,…

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Posted in music

Where coast guard crews still take their leave
quite listless in the sun…

“Great record, a lot of angst in it. We were certainly feeling a lot of pressure to come up with the second installment in our saga. It was written around…

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After Last Season (dir. Mark Region, 2009)

A murdered medical student returns from beyond the grave to stop a serial killer from murdering again during a psychology experiment held by two current medical students on the grounds…

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Double Target (dir. Bruno Mattei, 1987)

I suppose this would qualify as one of the lesser works to emerge from Bruno Mattei’s first Philippines period, which would peak the following year with the nigh-pornographic bicep-rippling gunplay…